A photo of a white couple taking a selfie. The man is tall and the woman is short. The couple is a man and a woman. The man is an 65 years old Irish man, clean shaven and bald with grey hair around the sides. The man is slightly overweight and is wearing a polo shirt and tan trousers. The woman is 65 years old English woman and has straight black hair. The woman is wearing a black fleece with black trousers. Behind the couple is the Loch Ness monster in Loch Ness. The Loch Ness monster is looming towards the couple.