A candid paparazzi-style photo of a photorealistic old wizard in a blue pointy hat at a college party. They are drunk and partying in a dirty frat house basement. he is with a smoking pipe in the hand and a canteen of some alcohol in other. It is a candid shot with a lot of active motion, interaction, etc. Flash glare from the camera partially overexposes the image, giving it a chaotic, tabloid feel.